Fertilizer Attachment

Fertilizer Attachment
Fertilizer+Attachment
Would you be interested in buying a cow?

A farmer had been taken advantage of several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow.

The farmer priced his cow as follows:

Basic cow........................... $499.95

Shipping and handling................. 35.75

Extra stomach......................... 79.25

Two-tone exterior.................... 142.10

Produce storage compartment.......... 126.50

Heavy-duty straw chopper............. 189.60

Four-spigot/high-output drain system. 149.20

Automatic fly swatter................. 88.50

Genuine cowhide upholstery........... 179.90

Deluxe dual horns..................... 59.25

Automatic fertilizer attachment...... 339.40

4 x 4 traction drive assembly........ 884.16

Pre-delivery wash and comb............ 69.80

FARMER SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:........ 2843.36

Additional dealer adjustments:....... 300.00

TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36

No, I have a cow that I will trade for some magic beans.